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"You must be trigonometry homework, because I have no interest in doing you"

"Would you like to dance? Well then go ahead. I'm gonna take your seat"

I think Wil would be far too embarrassed to try, but if he theoretically had the confidence;

“Uh… hi… your eyes are like the fog because I’d like to get lost in them… Okay bye!”

"I'd rather bang my big toe than you"

Her: "hey I have a position in my company I'd like you to fill"

Adam: "no thanks. I hear you're overstaffed"

Her: "I know how to please a man"
Seth: "then why don't you shut up and go away?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because nobody wants you, and you're a pain in the neck to get rid of"

"I'm an animal in the bedroom." Endlessly giggles.

- Dasha

"Drago loves adding beautiful things to his cave... want to join the collection?" falls over laughing at his lame line

So you want me to pet you and bring you food, right?

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me
?"

"are you garbage because i'm going to take you out"

"I wouldn't mind that!"

Drago smirks "I lost my nest can I share yours?"

"Excuse me miss, but my pants got extremely dirty. Can I get in yours?"

"Miss, I hope you know your ABC's because I want to give you the 4th letter of the alphabet"

"You're hotter than the topside of the pillow at night"

"Are you Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CuTe!" He giggled at his science joke.
Yeah, he's a nerd.

"Are you ready to write an honourable saga? Because that's what this will be."

"Are you a canine!? Because I want to sniff you!" A pause. "Wait, no, I mean, are you a flower! Because then, I would. . . wait. . . can I start over?"