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How are babies made?

Magical voodoo dance.

How do you ride a Unicycle?

You don't. The unicycle rides you.

Why do we have opposable thumbs?

So the clouds can see them when we dance, of course.


What letter comes after "S" in the alphabet?

D

What time is it for you

Bananas, duh

How many stars are in the universe?

Four.

Can you lick your elbow?

If I use a straw.

What's a good way to fall asleep at night?

Sniffing the sun usually works.

How many colors do Zebras have?

Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!

How many boys do my milkshakes bring to the yard?

Dora the Explorer.

If i have two acorns, and i blow up the sun, what happens in the galaxy so far away that its not effected by the suns explosion?

A squirrel planted the nuts.

If I have a songbird plush, and you have a big daddy plush, how many plush dolls do we have?

Seven Little Sisters.

What kind of flower blooms only in the spring?

8 Bid Daddies and 9 little sisters

Monkeys?

Pandas.

Where did I leave my Keys?

Your left shoe

Who is Booker Dewitt?

A flying space unicorn.

Why did my butt make that sound?

Feminists

What does catnip do to cats?

Spontaneous Kitty Combustion.

Why am I up so early?

They weave afghans.

What do you see in a mirror?