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i could do with some russian supremacy its like trying to fight with anvils tied around my legs i hate you dracula!!!

“Tell that man to stop thinking so hard.”

“Hehe, you said hard!” Yeah, Eugen is drunk as hell.

stop being drunk you german wank!

"Why did we choose to build them as humans..."

he returns later limping as the other battleships walk in after him catching the butt end of her question "do what now?"

She glanced at him. "Just a question I ask myself once in a while."

"cool my everything hurts"

"thats because you nearly ate a 16 inch shell while trying to cut out a demons heart"

"He what?" She snorted.

"so he was sitting there doing battle with a demon weaving and bobbing and dashing all over the place and so i shoot at it with my main guns and he nearly gets hit by the shell"

"Huh, I'm surprised you didn't start with the shelling first."

"we tried but some kind of barrier around the yokais fortress kept our shells from doing damage"

"Ah. I'm sorry I couldn't join you ladies out there."

"the fighting was fierce things were constantly exploding! shade had to run around and do some repair work after a demon nearly destroyed iowa's main gun"

"why must you rub salt into the wound musashi..."

"Huh, A demon at sea? I thought we only had to worry about sea serpents and giant... squid."

"there are sirens but well they only affect guys who can get horny and well guys duh"

"And then there are the other Sirens."

"Sea demon? Sounds scawwy." Fumizuki hugs Revenge protectively.