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"Get behind me and push." Nicki suddenly does a double take. "I didn't mean...well, you know what I mean."

“First of all…You know what, never CENSOREDing mind.” And then Wisky just pushes her because yes.

"lady and gents may i present the iowa class god why did i ever help the americans get you to safety"

“Didn’t ask, fangsy.”

"didn't ask "my big guns constitue for my lack of pride or worth" oh wait your useless and outdated"

With Wisconsin's help, Nicki makes it all the way under the table. "Thanks."

"You two", he said to both Shade Waker and Wisconsin, "think there's a bigger threat than whatever disagreements you had", the cowpoke said, pointing at the monolith. He attempted to fire multiple magic missiles using a staff and rolled into cover

"Ren, to cover, now!", Azumi called out to her son who soon hid behind a knocked over table. She formed a protective barrier around Ren and lifted her tails to summon multiple balls of foxfire.

"Where's Dr Strange when you need him?"

“You know, it takes a useless person to know a useless person. But I’m guessing your squad mates would be disappointed in you.”

Tora grabbed the rock and tossed it at a window "Done!" she smiled and put up a thumbs up

"It can teleport-" Nolegs quickly said.

Aaand insert the Ancient Monolith telefragging Tora.

"Oooh, that looked painful."

Insert Isaac just whacking the Ancient Monolith with a comically large crowbar

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6r4dOD65wU btw. frying pan noises over a crowbar)

"please i'm dissapointed in myself your gonna have to try harder"

"I'm sure there's something that you aren't useless at, Shade."

"Yo, a little help here?" Isaac is still bonking the Ancient Monolith even tho it's sturdy as hell

he just shot a glare a nicki and went back to sitting in his corner