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The Cowpoke, who saw an out-of-place vending machine saying, "Dropkick in a can! 1.99!". While Azumi was handing out riceballs, he secretly put a coin in and a can came out. It was a picture of the cloaker, one of his squadmates. He opened the can, revealing a small chip with an LED light on the top. It made a small sound and the bar's doors burst open, revealing a man wearing a black spy suit and night vision goggles, who dropkicked the Cowpoke and left the bar laughing

"What did I expect?" He said, embarrassed.

"Dropkick in a can, huh? I honestly don't know what I was expecting."

Daybreak entered in her work clothes, which were torn and burnt "Guess who's back" She sat down and place down a small black box, she placed it down gently due to its extreme weight

“Honestly, it’s not quite up there as far as explosives in a can! Really fun gag to use on people.”

"Or, in police terms, quite illegal", The cowpoke said

“Ah, who CARES ‘bout legal shit when you can BLOW that shit up?”

Insert Agent just being on fire. She wouldn't care much. ahem "I appear to be on fire."

Fumizuki drags over a fire extinguisher and hoses down Agent. "You wewlcome."

"Many thanks- Wait, hold up. Are my eyes playing tricks or is there just a giant rock over there by the window?"

Yup, that giant rock was over there by the window this entire time and no one didn't even notice until then

Tora walked up to it "looks sturdy...I wanna break it"

"It's the monowiff!" Fumizuki grabs a tiny radio and has it play the theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey".

Tora kneeled down next to Fumizuki "nice....what does it do?"

"It's not dangerous is it?", Azumi asked Fumizuki, worried for her son and the cowpoke's safety.

Insert the Ancient Monolith charging up a lightning beam. Seems like it's hostile.

"Aw crepe. Get down! It's charging up something!" Nolegs said, slamming a table in front of him then taking cover.

DeAndre followed the little kitten

Nicki attempts to dive under a table for cover, only to get stuck because of her....top heaviness. "Oh come on! This happens every time!"

DeAndre and the cat was still hiding

“Do you need help or something?” And of course, there is Wisky, confidently standing, because she’s a battleship, and battleships were once the queens of the seas.