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Bad: in exchange you can now only comnunicate through that medium, no talking or signing

Worse: Any instrument you touch spontaneously combusts

Good: You found a magical hobo who grants wishes.

Bad: He charges money for each wish.

Worse: His wish granting starts with "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Good: You are the richest person in the world

Bad: You are also the most hated person in the world.

Worse: You are also the most wanted person on the FBI list... And they're banging on your door.

Good: Your friend cheered you up on a bad day with a basket of adorable kittens!

Bad: Turns out they are an secret army of angry balls of fur.

Worse: They had rabies and you got bit.

Good: You go on Vacation to China

bad: there were four delays just to get across the US and you missed your car reservation when you got there.

Worse: Your picture of a panda was misconstrued and now you are considered an enemy of the state.

Good: you got a genie lamp with a smokin hot genie!

Bad: It's a Jerkass Genie.

Worse: It will only grant one wish starting with the letter X, and any attempts to twist the English language (by saying extreme, etc.) will end with the genie cursing you. So unless you want a xylophone, you're so outta luck.

Good: You won Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.

Bad: Turns out that it was a lie and they stole your money.

Worse: They stole your identity too and now you have a million dollars in credit card debt.

Good: You found the funniest joke ever.