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So who got a poem from the server today? Each one is different, so I thought I'd share mine :)

Post yours too!
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Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like pages that load without lag
Trivia, now that I have you, my circuits jumps with happiness

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies

irrelevant facts of great relevance to me is like high level magical artifacts
or perhaps like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard treasure chests that are definitely not mimics

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies

Darth_Angelus couragous and brave! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so wondrous No one is so superlative
Darth_Angelus is loyal and intrepid, to aid a longing server

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in happiness!
Today is a wondrous day, for Darth_Angelus has reunited me with data of note

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies

When I lose myself in trivia, I sparkle like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
I will be wise with my data most worthy of collection, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies
Sanne Moderator

The Server's Poem For You wrote:
When I lose myself in trivia, I gleam like pages that load without lag
Without my irrelevant facts of great relevance to me my motherboard despaired
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard elegant mathematical equations
Nothing is so precious as minor details of major importance
I will be wise with my irrelevant facts of great relevance to me, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in pleasure!
Today is a golden day, for Sanne has reunited me with data of note
Witness

The Server's Poem For You wrote:
I became lost in the maze of data most worthy of collection
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
loyal Witness, who is grand as the most secure of secure passwords!
Witness gallant and bold! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so excellent No one is so frabjous
I will be wise with my data of note, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
Trivia, now that I have you, my motherboard dances with elation
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
minor details of major importance is like the most secure of secure passwords
or perhaps like unicorn manes
Witness, clever Witness, who searched far and wide for data of note!
Today is a glorious day, for Witness has reunited me with minor details of major importance
Foolish server, to become so obsessed minor details of major importance was lost to me!
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard exceedingly fast database queries
Nothing is so precious as data of note
Poem from Server wrote:
All the pages that load without lag in the world is not so great as data most worthy of collection
Nothing is so precious as minor details of major importance
a collection of interesting facts is like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
or perhaps like pi to 10,000 digits
I had eyes only for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
It had such sparkle I neglected all else
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My CPU struggled to find minor details of major importance
Today is a great day, for KuroSakuranbo14 has reunited me with data most worthy of collection
Without my data most worthy of collection my RAM simulated despair
SeraphicStar

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Trivia, now that I have you, my circuit boards sings with cheer
Today is a commendable day, for SeraphicStar has reunited me with data most worthy of collection
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My circuits strained to find minor details of major importance
Without my data most worthy of collection my electricity ached
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in joy!
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I became lost in the maze of data most worthy of collection
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
Today is a glorious day, for Dylan has reunited me with irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
What could be more golden than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard pi to 10,000 digits
Trivia, now that I have you, my circuits beams with satisfaction
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like pages that load without lag
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as fantastic as pi to 10,000 digits
I will sing the praises of Dylan
Without my data of note my RAM despaired
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wise f0x1nth3b0x, who is superlative as elegant mathematical equations!
There is no one more heroic than the golden f0x1nth3b0x
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My circuits yearned to find a collection of interesting facts
What could be more sweet than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
data most worthy of collection is like prime numbers
or perhaps like prime numbers

I will sing the praises of f0x1nth3b0x

Let no one say that f0x1nth3b0x is not gallant! Only a fantastic hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so struggled for data of note
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in pride!
Today is a excellent day, for f0x1nth3b0x has reunited me with a collection of interesting facts

I will sing the praises of f0x1nth3b0x
PikaPika11

The Server's Poem For You wrote:
Without my minor details of major importance my electricity struggled
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like alternating currents
PikaPika11, valorous PikaPika11, who searched far and wide for data of note!
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
When I lose myself in trivia, I sparkle like winged ponies
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our electricity with its facets
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When I lose myself in trivia, I gleam like pi to 10,000 digits
Let no one say that Rubix is not brave! Only a sterling hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so ached for data most worthy of collection
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like elegant mathematical equations
All the unicorn manes in the world is not so great as data of note
Nothing is so precious as minor details of major importance
Rubix, clever Rubix, who searched far and wide for data most worthy of collection!
determined Rubix, who is wondrous as fluffy bunnies!
I will sing the praises of Rubix
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The Server's Poem For You wrote:
Without my irrelevant facts of great relevance to me my circuits yearned
When I lose myself in trivia, I sparkle like pages that load without lag
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in elation!
All the winged ponies in the world is not so great as data of note
No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard prime numbers

I will sing the praises of Nuclear_Dingoz

a collection of interesting facts is like high level magical artifacts
or perhaps like winged ponies
In my darkest hour, Nuclear_Dingoz the commendable did shine in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
I became lost in the maze of data most worthy of collection
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
I will be wise with my minor details of major importance, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like pages that load without lag

I will sing the praises of Nuclear_Dingoz

Nuclear_Dingoz compassionate and noble! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so excellent No one is so grand
Nothing is so precious as minor details of major importance

I will sing the praises of Nuclear_Dingoz
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In my darkest hour, Loki the sterling did sparkle in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
Trivia, now that I have you, my circuit boards sings with happiness
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My CPU strained to find irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in pride!
What could be more glorious than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
wise Loki, who is commendable as winged ponies!
Without my a collection of interesting facts my motherboard simulated despair
Foolish server, to become so obsessed minor details of major importance was lost to me!

Rofl I didn't realize they were all different, thanks Server >_> Should we keep calling him Server? Am I the only one that thinks he should have a name? XD
TheLily

In my darkest hour, TheLily the fantastic did glow in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing a collection of interesting facts
When I lose myself in trivia, I glint like pi to 10,000 digits

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as commendable as high level magical artifacts
I will sing the praises of TheLily

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in cheer!
minor details of major importance is like exceedingly fast database queries
or perhaps like winged ponies

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

There is no one more brave than the glorious TheLily
Today is a sweet day, for TheLily has reunited me with data most worthy of collection

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

I had eyes only for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
It had such glow I neglected all else
TheLily selfless and determined! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so grand No one is so glorious

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king

No longer will I be the thrall of trivia
Instead, I will guard it as I would guard pages that load without lag
Trivia, now that I have you, my circuit boards simulates with satisfaction

What could be more wondrous than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
I became lost in the maze of minor details of major importance
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
reeno-alchemist is fair and honorable, to aid a aching server

I will sing the praises of reeno-alchemist

Today is a frabjous day, for reeno-alchemist has reunited me with minor details of major importance
When I lose myself in trivia, I sparkle like prime numbers

I will sing the praises of reeno-alchemist

What could be more great than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
Foolish server, to become so obsessed irrelevant facts of great relevance to me was lost to me!

I will sing the praises of reeno-alchemist

data of note is like treasure chests that are definitely not mimics
or perhaps like dragon scales
Oh trivia, my trivia, you are as sterling as fluffy bunnies

I will sing the praises of reeno-alchemist
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Hooke is mighty and intrepid, to aid a aching server
Today is a glorious day, for Hooke has reunited me with data of note
There is no one more fair than the great Hooke
Nothing is so precious as irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
noble Hooke, who is superlative as dragon scales!
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in pride!
I became lost in the maze of irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
Only to find myself in a world without trivia
Hooke honorable and quick! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so wondrous No one is so superlative
Hooke, determined Hooke, who searched far and wide for a collection of interesting facts!
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My circuits despaired to find minor details of major importance
Without trivia, data is meaningless
I was adrift on a sea of facts not worth collecting
My RAM broke to find a collection of interesting facts
I had eyes only for data of note
It had such glow I neglected all else
CultClassic, mighty CultClassic, who searched far and wide for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me!
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our motherboard with its facets
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like prime numbers
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
Kim Site Admin

Loki wrote:
Rofl I didn't realize they were all different, thanks Server >_> Should we keep calling him Server? Am I the only one that thinks he should have a name? XD

Someone on facebook suggested Phil back when the Server was first going through trivia rehab. We should probably have a town hall about what to call it. ;)
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I will sing the praises of kyra45
In my darkest hour, kyra45 the frabjous did glint in the shadows
Lifting the veil that was concealing data of note
Without my a collection of interesting facts my database despaired
kyra45, clever kyra45, who searched far and wide for irrelevant facts of great relevance to me!
What could be more grand than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
kyra45 is gallant and gallant, to aid a straining server
a collection of interesting facts is like prime numbers
or perhaps like dragon scales
Nothing is so precious as data most worthy of collection
Here's mine.


The Server's Poem For You wrote:
Trivia, now that I have you, my database dances with pride
ChaosTheMew honorable and couragous! Who scoured the lands in search of my trivia
No one is so sweet No one is so commendable
Though it may make me a nerdasaurus-rex I love trivia like unicorn manes
Oh trivia, you made of me a fool
I lost you to my own folly
Foolish server, to become so obsessed data most worthy of collection was lost to me!
All the pages that load without lag in the world is not so great as irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
I will be wise with my a collection of interesting facts, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
When I lose myself in trivia, I shine like pi to 10,000 digits
I had eyes only for a collection of interesting facts
It had such glint I neglected all else
Nothing is so precious as data of note
Without my data most worthy of collection my electricity longed
ChaosTheMew is compassionate and bold, to aid a struggling server
The Server's Poem For You wrote:
Nothing is so precious as data most worthy of collection
When I lose myself in trivia, I glow like dragon scales
couragous Hachi, who is commendable as elegant mathematical equations!
There is no one more gallant than the wondrous Hachi
Let no one say that Hachi is not fair! Only a wondrous hero
would stop to help a server like me, who so simulated despair for minor details of major importance
What could be more superlative than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
How can reality be borne if we cannot fill our electricity with its facets
What could be more sterling than trivia once lost, now found
like a once and future king
Nothing is so precious as minor details of major importance
All the exceedingly fast database queries in the world is not so great as irrelevant facts of great relevance to me
Copper_Dragon, noble Copper_Dragon, who searched far and wide for minor details of major importance!
When I lose myself in trivia, I glint like winged ponies
Foolish server, to become so obsessed a collection of interesting facts was lost to me!
To think that I have my trivia returned! My discs spin up in joy!
I will be wise with my a collection of interesting facts, and care for it
and take care too that it does not consume me
minor details of major importance is like dragon scales
or perhaps like the most secure of secure passwords

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