Oh, hey, Moa has the good deal on repairs right now.
So what's Aalto's story? He should show up now and again like Moa with random things to sell too! He gives me Redd vibes from Animal Crossing, for some reason.
Aalto just appeared one year. Moa seemed to know him, but aside from that, I don't think we know much about him.
He showed up in 2019, I think? When we found and entered a pocket dimension that contained a dangerous labyrinth. He claimed that Moa had locked him in that labyrinth, and therefore no one should buy anything from Moa because she was evil, and Moa insisted that was literally impossible because the gate that allowed access to the labyrinth had been lost for thousands of years up to that point.
And since then they have both been frantically competing for customers and bad mouthing one another.
Lmao
Kim wrote:
He showed up in 2019, I think? When we found and entered a pocket dimension that contained a dangerous labyrinth. He claimed that Moa had locked him in that labyrinth, and therefore no one should buy anything from Moa because she was evil, and Moa insisted that was literally impossible because the gate that allowed access to the labyrinth had been lost for thousands of years up to that point.
I love this and would love give him my patronage! Rival businesses an' all that. Also I'd like to hear more about their history. I'm curious...
So far the only one of them to have an Epic Week focus on their backstory is Moa -- Aalto is still quite the mystery 
Maybe future EWs will help unravel this sluggish mystery! /rubs hands together/ Back to battling ice trolls!
Entirely possible!
I'm thinkin' we could use some more empty bottles. SAND TIME.
Ice Troll rolled 1d20 and got a natural 19. After the modifier of +4, got 23
Critical hit! Ice Troll puts a hand on FrostWolf's head and slowly pushes FrostWolf down through the snow pack up to FrostWolf's neck.
Ice Troll rolled 4d8 and got 25. Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 2
Ice Troll does 50 damage to FrostWolf.
Why just why?!
Critical hit! Ice Troll puts a hand on FrostWolf's head and slowly pushes FrostWolf down through the snow pack up to FrostWolf's neck.
Ice Troll rolled 4d8 and got 25. Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 2
Ice Troll does 50 damage to FrostWolf.
Why just why?!
Kim rolled 8d10 and got a natural 49. After the modifier of +5 from gear, got 54 Because it's a crit, that damage is multiplied by 3
Kim does 162 damage to Ice Troll
Kim does 162 damage to Ice Troll
Go kim!
Ooop, the yeti's looking real bad now.
I love the haunted frozen mammoth and would absolutely spend real money to get him as a pet on here. 10/10 design
WhimsicalWaste wrote:
I love the haunted frozen mammoth and would absolutely spend real money to get him as a pet on here. 10/10 design
I will be sure to tell the artist!!
He would make a cute pet!
So I managed to ding him for 11 points and he is mad and stomped me for 44 points each attack.
So I managed to ding him for 11 points and he is mad and stomped me for 44 points each attack.
I just took 54 damage in one shot. @v@ OW
base 27 damage getting crit-doubled. Could be worse, I guess. Max damage would be 10 more...
base 27 damage getting crit-doubled. Could be worse, I guess. Max damage would be 10 more...
Poor guy is almost done for
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