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Is that... Is that safe? I heard Chansey eggnog causes hallucinations.

I... think that's her intention

What? No, of course not! It just, uh, makes everyone VERY happy! I watch Bridezillas! I'd hate for you two to have rabble-rousers on your special day!


Heck, we even gave some to Cyrus of all people last Christmas. Overly-happy-crazymans in less than a sip!

Speaking of, don't you be getting to nutso-crazy at your Bachelorette Party!

I would never think of it!

...you're thinking of it right now, aren't you?

No! Of course not!

I just can't be responsible for any surprises Sanne and Dylan plan for me.

Oh goodness! We need to start picking out our Bridesmaids/Groomsmen! I have my Best Man, but I need three more, plus a ring bearer!

So much to do! So much excitement!

...And a firefly cake.

Only the best for my baby

I must away to bed, but my heart will be all aflutter!

As well as I, dearest! Tomorrow, the planning begins!

What a beautiful thread. I think I might cry!

WHOOOOAAAAAAAA.

Whoa.
Whoa, now.

As a moderator, I feel as if I should have given my blessing before this took place.

This can be fixed by allowing my three legged cat to be the ring bearer. His name is Boba Fett, his backpacks got jets. I feel it is only fitting.

...Dylan, I don't think it would be in any way worthy for me to choose anybody else BUT a three-legged jet cat.

I am really, really, really, REALLY confused right now. What is my place in this wedding?

Amen.

I...I...I don't even. I wake up, go to Facebook and see a shiny link to this post. ANDRYN AND KIM, WHERE IS MY INVITATION?!
You know I'd spice up the wedding with my time-space discombobulator. Also, Kim is technically me and Celest's E-mom, so does this make you our new E-daddy? O: