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Petrovalyc wrote:
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Is this war profiteering? This feels like war profiteering.

YES!! YESSSSSS! WE WILL WEAR THIS BANNER WITH PRIDE! SIR, ONCE WE RETURN CLAD IN THE VICTOR'S CROWN, YOUR REWARD WILL BE BOUNTIFUL!!

Seems like we gotta really prepare for war now. Time to organize some bootcamps.
AHHH! ICONIC IS WHAT IT IS
am I late to this conversation? I think I'm late.

I love coriander/cilantro. uh.
shouldn't the question be

cilantro?

(the answer is no)
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Soap.
It tastes like soap.
Rot wrote:
Okay Okay let's set this straight.
Fennel isn't very good, and only suits VERY specific dishes.
Coriander (seed) is a cardinal sin unless it's used to spice curry.
Cilantro (leaf and stem) is good on tacos, in chipotle rice, and as a sparse topping.
And Watermelon is horrendous. It's like one of those nasty, watered-down melted slushies you get from the 40 year old gas station that hasn't cleaned their drink facilities in three decades. Watermelon FLAVORED stuff is good, but watermelon itself is disgusting.

I have been very calm, but no more. You DARE disrespect the Water of the Melons! This Sin can't be forgiven...
ShadowFlame2022 wrote:
Rot wrote:
Okay Okay let's set this straight.
Fennel isn't very good, and only suits VERY specific dishes.
Coriander (seed) is a cardinal sin unless it's used to spice curry.
Cilantro (leaf and stem) is good on tacos, in chipotle rice, and as a sparse topping.
And Watermelon is horrendous. It's like one of those nasty, watered-down melted slushies you get from the 40 year old gas station that hasn't cleaned their drink facilities in three decades. Watermelon FLAVORED stuff is good, but watermelon itself is disgusting.

I have been very calm, but no more. You DARE disrespect the Water of the Melons! This Sin can't be forgiven...

ANOTHER JOINS OUR CAUSE! HUZZAH TO YOU, FAIR WARRIOR, ANOTHER PROTECTOR OF THE WATER OF THE MELONS! I SALUTE THEE!!
I like my watermelon fresh and juicy, with a bit of salt and pepper. Maybe even grilled.

Or better yet, with a hole cut in it and a bottle of everclear turned upside down in it.
GarnaalProductions wrote:
ShadowFlame2022 wrote:
Rot wrote:
Okay Okay let's set this straight.
Fennel isn't very good, and only suits VERY specific dishes.
Coriander (seed) is a cardinal sin unless it's used to spice curry.
Cilantro (leaf and stem) is good on tacos, in chipotle rice, and as a sparse topping.
And Watermelon is horrendous. It's like one of those nasty, watered-down melted slushies you get from the 40 year old gas station that hasn't cleaned their drink facilities in three decades. Watermelon FLAVORED stuff is good, but watermelon itself is disgusting.

I have been very calm, but no more. You DARE disrespect the Water of the Melons! This Sin can't be forgiven...

ANOTHER JOINS OUR CAUSE! HUZZAH TO YOU, FAIR WARRIOR, ANOTHER PROTECTOR OF THE WATER OF THE MELONS! I SALUTE THEE!!

YES LET US SPREAD THE GLORY OF THE WONDERFUL WATER OF MELONS!!!

I shall start a cult of watermelon.
Banshee Topic Starter

This might go down as a major event in RPR's history. I've awakened a dragon, it seems like. A soapy dragon...
WAIT
WAIT
IS THERE SOMEONE CALLING WATERMELONS BAD

THIS WON'T BE FORGIVEN
DanganronpaFan wrote:
WAIT
WAIT
IS THERE SOMEONE CALLING WATERMELONS BAD

THIS WON'T BE FORGIVEN

YES THERE IS

JOIN THE WATERMELON CULT!
ShadowFlame2022 wrote:
DanganronpaFan wrote:
WAIT
WAIT
IS THERE SOMEONE CALLING WATERMELONS BAD

THIS WON'T BE FORGIVEN

YES THERE IS

JOIN THE WATERMELON CULT!

WHERE
also is it weird that I eat coriander/cilantro raw.
I mean I eat lettuce raw too so idk if it's just me having weird tastes or-
JayBird wrote:
Or better yet, with a hole cut in it and a bottle of everclear turned upside down in it.

I am wary of the suggestions of one who has so deeply fallen victim to the seditious tyrrany of FENNEL but by the grains of the ancients that is brilliant
I have gained worldly experience and here is my stance:
Coriander (seed) is fine, I guess.
Cilantro/coriander-not-in-seed-form tastes awful to me.
Caraway is delightful.
Watermelon is also delightful. Home-made watermelon juice, even more so.
Fennel is good as a part of fennel and hibiscus tea, but otherwise I'm pretty neutral on it.
ShadowFlame2022 wrote:
DanganronpaFan wrote:
WAIT
WAIT
IS THERE SOMEONE CALLING WATERMELONS BAD

THIS WON'T BE FORGIVEN

YES THERE IS

JOIN THE WATERMELON CULT!
Cult of Watermelon Warriors? ^u^
Meowzer wrote:
I have gained worldly experience and here is my stance:
Coriander (seed) is fine, I guess.
Cilantro/coriander-not-in-seed-form tastes awful to me.
Caraway is delightful.
Watermelon is also delightful. Home-made watermelon juice, even more so.
Fennel is good as a part of fennel and hibiscus tea, but otherwise I'm pretty neutral on it.
Home-made watermelon juice? Fennel tea?! Damn man, guess you've gotta be our appointed Good Taste Messiah!
Coriander? I hardly know her!

*laugh track*

No, I don't like it. Mostly because I actually do not know what it is.
Praise be to The Herb!

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