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“Hit... keep your distance please.”

"Well now, y'best not lambast me or nothing, 'cause I reckon I'd give you a hog-killin' time. On the lips. More to, if yer hankering."

"Hit because no thank you!!"

"Kiss because I could never hit you, and killing?! Well that's out the window."

Hit

“WAAAAGH!”

Apparently that explains everything.

Kill it... Kill it with fire.

Hmm... your way too cute to kill... or even hit really. I’ll give you a kiss.

Kiss

"A small peck on the cheek would do. I won't kill or hit you since you seem like a nice person. I want to get to know you more and maybe have you as a friend."

"Kiss? What is kiss? I guess I'll hit you since you haven't tried to hurt me, yet."

Hit

"Kiss? What is kiss? I guess I'll hit you since you haven't tried to hurt me, yet."

Hit

Hit

"You're not reporting me to my mother today!"

Kill..filthy demon spawn!

"Hmm... kiss. You are dark, and seem intriguing."

"Kiss, since you have a beautiful face."

Hit

“It’s my opinion that you don’t seem suitable, minion.”

"I don't like killing, but you're not my kissint type, so a light hit on the arm I guess."

“Dearest citizen. It is I, King Haar the Fourth... The Lord General of the North... Windsword of the West...” He literally hops off his high horse, a local breed known for its long legs. “I declare my pursuit for one kiss from thee.” As their eyes lock, he decides to list one more honorific title.

“Silver fox of the South.”

"Um...I-I think I'll just...hit you and be on my way..."

"E7....Hit."

“...Nothing personal, but you’re not only not my type, but you’re in my way.”
> A bonk to the head. Hit.