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"A fight?" Isa asked, her pearly whites glinting in the daylight. "Is it the kind you snog in? If it is, count me in!"

The eldritch merchant, despite not being great at fighting in a humanoid form, promptly leapt into the fray. She may or may not have mixed up the kind of fight she meant with another kind entirely. . .

"Err... Probably Snog. Ain't too good with dating myself..."

The large Alien tilts his head, he presses a few keys on his wrist pad.
And a digital voice speaks for him, so the other can understand him.
"Avoid, compatibility unlikely."

"I must avoid. I apologize...."

“I always had a thing for the stoic ones. Plus you have the heart and hands of a warrior.”

➤ Marry

"I am going to have to go with avoid. We both can probably understand why that's my choice. So, no offense."

"How you doin'. You're one classy broad. I like that accent. Where you from, Ireland or something?"

He tries to play it off nonchalantly as she informs him otherwise. "Wales? Oh yeah, I was gonna say that."

"Anyways, so I gotta marry a Italian girl first to get an heir. But you make me wanna elope with you to a beach wedding or something."

Carmine did not pronounce a single -g in his words. Any th sound was transformed into a d. Dimples crease alongside his cheek as he talks through a half-smile.

Marry

"I'm not into other men, as you may imagine, you're already supposed to get married anyway, and I have no need for you, as it is..."

Avoid

"What the hell do you think? You aren't worth my time, Of course I will avoid you."

"You seem very angry and it is very unbecoming. But, what do I know. I'm just going to create a little chaos while avoiding your angry words. Also, you aren't my type. Peace out, buttercup!" She winks sassily as struts away.

Avoid

He tilted his head "does snog mean fight? If so, we can snog! You look kinda strong anyway!"

"I am pretty sure 'snog' means kiss and I doubt Little Menace would kiss you. Stab you? Definitely. Not kiss or marry you, dude. And on that note, I'm going to avoid you and get away from this scenario."

AVOID

"Well, considering the options I have before me, it's kinda hard to pick one without either seeming rude or severely intruding on some personal boundaries here."

Clark lets out a nervous chuckle, a hand rubbing idly at the back of his neck. "I mean nothing personal, but I'll go ahead and respectfully avoid. No hard feelings, my guy."

"As a married man, and one who is not into men, I must respectful avoid."

"Monogamy's fun, I suppose," Lex said offhandedly. "But why bother with any of this if your response is going to be the exact same every time?"

"No," he waved derisively at the other, "I think I'll avoid you and encourage others to do the same."

"Out of respect, of course," he added with an unrepentant smirk.

"Respectfully, I must say that I'm going to have to avoid you. I'm not build for personal things like marriage."

"He said it himself, he's not built to marry, and just snogging him would be quite rude. So, with all due respect, we know the answer is..."

Avoid

"Of these three choices, I'll have to avoid you. Nothing personal; just marriage is really extreme even with guys who are snoggable."

"You are definitely not my type and I am going to have go avoid you, as I have heard many things. I like mischief and chaos, but you aren't exactly that. Good luck or not. Not my business."

AVOID

"Given the three choices, I guess I'd have to avoid you. But, on a friendly basis?"

Avoid, with care.