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"You look like a granny with your grey hair,,

"You're literally why this world is failing. You do nothing but sit on your butt all day eating munchies. Go be productive and help society become better."

"Woah woah, theres no reason to be so harsh, hes like 16, he has time"

"Calling a child more likely still in school "Why the world is failing" is disgusting, about now hes not even going to graduate soon, maybe one or two years time." He said stern now "Give him time, let him decide what he wants to do"

"We can get onto your mess of a life, which surely wont last much longer, your little armor may not break easily, but Im sure someone will come to split you in two"

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Lucifer tapped against his chin as he leaned against his throne, absolutely bored out of his mind. He cast a glance before a small smile slid onto his face, dimpling his cheeks and crinkling his eyes around the corner. He just had to insult someone! Maybe that would cure his boredom.

“You’re a repulsive waste of space. My existence comes with little things to do, I’ve been here since before time, yet it seems I have more importance than whatever the hell you do,” he pointed with a sharp nail. “You’re dull, nothing special, an eyesore, a worthless piece of dust—Do I have to continue?”

It didn’t cure his boredom at all. Rolling his eyes, he shooed the ’thing’ away with a lazy wave. Insulting insignificant people was borrinnngg.

"That's mighty big talk coming from the putz who took Michael's foot between the back cheeks. I'd shut my yap if I were you. For God's most 'beautiful' angel, your hairline is as crooked as an American politician. Seriously, my dude, how come you look so dusty? You're the very first crybaby though. Seriously. How anyone could ever follow you is beyond me"

"Ohhhh, finally escape Daddy's shadow, War Machine Junior? How adorable. Big words from a little hero."

"At least I have a dad that's proud of me. You likely don't even know yours"

"To hit below the belt like that is childish. I'd expect nothing else of a manchild"

"What's more childish to me is to put the entirety of your faith into a dead man who does nothing but sit on a golden throne. As someone who used to be a deity, I can confidently say that makes no sense to me."

"Yeah. God of selling third-rate, overpriced crap."

Can we rp?

Huh? Batmans side kick? Batman works alone and dosent needs you! Yor just annoying him! *laughs and looks proud of his stupid words*

"You probably need an oversize load sign plate and some escort trucks."

"Is your best friend a famous race car?"

He stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry at Fuu

“If that’s what you call an insult, then I have to wonder how old you really must be. So, you’re no warrior, just an overgrown child.”

"And you are each and every very healer NPC in every MMORPG there is, right down to the stupid outfit. Maybe you can use your medical prowess to overcome your case of terminal uninspired, cliché, mediocrity, but I don't even think a god could fix that with you, you quack"

"Calm down, Mouse. You are someone who likely lets your ego go straight to your head."

"Oh hey, a girl who knows how to rock in a band, I dig it," The masked vigilante appraised, nodding, "But I can't help but notice the cult-like activities you're into. That's less awesome."

Gwen rolled her shoulders, "What do you say we make this quick and I web you up so the cops can take care of you? You'll be fine in prison; after all, nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"

"You're blond."