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You know you're in a horror movie when everyone around you makes the dumbest of decisions.

You know you're a redneck when you stomp rats in the field while brush-hogging

you know you're in chicago when people fist fight over which baseball team is better, the white sox or the chicago cubs.

You know you're in Canada when you have to run a gauntlet of extremely angry Canadian geese to cross campus.

You know you're in australia when you're sitting at the park and a honkey nut attacks you from behind and you think you just got attacked by a thong but it was just the parrots

You Know that you are in Argentina when you fall asleep on the bus with your headphones on, and wake up without your purse.

You know you're in ontario when it snows and you start freaking out because you haven't gotten your snow tires on yet and every autoplace is booked until next month :c


annnd for back in the states:
You know you're in Ohio where we call Kroger, Krogers for no reason.

You know you're from Michigan when you know that that Mackinac Island is pronounced the same as Mackinaw City.

You know you're a tourist in Michigan if someone calls you a "g****mn fudgie."

You know you're in Washington State when everyone wears tight jeans and beanies, mows their lawn in a downpour, has a Starbucks cup permanently adhered to their palm and the gutters are a graveyard of broken tourist umbrellas.

You know you're in my hometown when a meth addict robs the pharmacy with a pickaxe.

You know you're in Argentina when you hear your little cousing speak in neutral spanish, and feel the chancla sense tingling because "You live in Argentina kid, don't talk like you where a cartoon"

You know you're in Japan when you see a vending machine that sells underwear

You know you're American when you have more two McDonald's in the same city

You know your in heaven when Michael Jackson sticks his hand out and says 'welcome my friend.'

You know your in a infestation when you see more then one human. Mister Popo from DBZA would agree.

(Gotta get in on this )

You know you're in Texas when you're wearing a sweatshirt and jeans in the morning, but are wearing a tank top and shorts in the afternoon... on the same day... in November

You know you're in Kansas when you've got people trying to find the yellow brick road.

You know you're in Arlington when you say the name of the city to someone who doesn't know about it and they say "Like on King of the Hill?"

You know you're in Canada when you find someone holding the door for an army's worth of people at Tim Hortons. Then, you know you're in Canada when people glance at you for not holding the door or not saying thank you if the door is being help for you.

You know you're in my house when you walk inside and hear screaming, crashing, and pop music all crushed together with the smell of burning cookies.